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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via pretty-from-afar-like-a-darkstar)

stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club you’re too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

(via pretty-from-afar-like-a-darkstar)

(Source: oceanerx, via teaboxes)

(Source: loveonstereo, via rosesonthesun)

(Source: julieleah, via teaboxes)

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

(via indecisive-dreaming)

(via teaboxes)

(Source: clarieholt, via f-r-i-e-n-d-s)

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via pretty-from-afar-like-a-darkstar)